Death by mayonnaise casserole … ?

I’m not a holiday music person. My holiday-music-listening extends to one run-through of Handel’s Messiah, and that’s about it. I mean, if you go to the grocery store (or any store) between October and January first, you get Christmas music shoved up your … ear … whether you like it or not. So I avoid it most of the time.

But I haven’t completely lost my sense of humor (it’s around here somewhere … maybe in my other pants …) so I thought you all might enjoy a bit of Grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer style fun. Ansty McClain and his Trailer Park Troubadors, purveyors of amusing (scarily amusing) rural music, have put out a Christmas album. And oddly enough, one of the songs reminds me of dinner at the in-laws’ … that is, if they’d replaced “Death by Mayonnaise” with “Death by Cool Whip.” My husband’s extended family are all extremely fond of Cool Whip, yea verily.

What’s really nice about the Antsy site is that you can buy MP3s separately, so if you need that last song to fill up your Christmas-themed mix CD, well … inject a little cheap humor into the situation. Although there’s nothing cheap (or tawdry, no sir) about this pink pantsuit. Have mercy.

Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadors – Site

[These tracks have been removed.]
Antsy McClain and the Trailerpark Troubadors – Christmas At the Trailer Park
Antsy McClain and the Trailerpark Troubadors – Underneath the Mistletoe Again



  1. juliette’s avatar

    hey thanks for the muzeek. just stopping by to say i liive…

    also “Bow dooown, bow doooown before the power of Santa, or be cruuushed, be cruuushed…by….his jolly boots of doom!!”

  2. zara’s avatar

    Audience member: Will being teleported to our doom be fun and Christmasey?

    Zim: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Of course it will, you hideous fool!

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