Decemberists Dilemma

So the Decemberists are touring again, I’m sure you’ve heard about it. One “long night” and one “short night” every date, and the long night is the long songs and the short night is the short songs. Well, according to Brooklyn Vegan, if you want to get in on the presale you have to buy tickets for both nights (though you get $10 off. Um, yay?).

I don’t want to go to both nights. In fact, all I want is the “short night,” because if I have to listen to the Tain I will claw my eyes out. But I do want in on the presale. Therefore, the dilemma.

You can help me out! If you would like to be my partner in presale, and take the “long night” ticket off my hands (for the going price minus $5), you can email me at shutupmulder at yahoo dot com. Serious offers only please. The Decemberists are playing 11/29 and 11/30 at the Wiltern — 11/29 is the “long night” — and presale tickets start tomorrow (Sat.) at noon eastern.